Funny 60th Birthday Invitation Quotes & Sayings

The corruption in Iraq has nothing to do with ideas - it has to do with the regime and institutional structures and power. — Elliott Colla

My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine. — Ernest Hemingway,

I feel like I'm more of the underdog, which is kind of nice. — Katie Hoff

This is a great sin, to be born with a head which is too quick. It is not good to be different from our brothers, but it is evil to be superior to them. — Ayn Rand

I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

She was tremendously fond of Ralph. Not hounded by love the way some women were. With Crighton she had been teased endlessly by the idea of it, but with Ralph it was more straightforward. Again not love, more like the feelings you would have for a favorite dog (and, no, she would never have said such a thing to him. Some people, a lot of people, didn't understand how attached one could be to a dog.) — Kate Atkinson

I think managing pain with narcotics could be a useful skill. Hiding your true self from you co-workers, which is totally true. Exacting justice when it needs to be dealt. — Duane Swierczynski

You have to be happy with yourself first of all - that's the most important thing. — Aly Michalka

I'm really not a journalist, and I don't do a ton of newsy pieces. Occasionally I'll write about something that's going on recently, but I really don't do a ton of stuff that's tied to current events. — Mallory Ortberg

Happiness is the primary goal of human existence. — Joey Lawsin

I'm tearing down Route 80 East, the sun's on my right side. I'm drunk, but my vision's good. — Lou Reed