Funny 58th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Don't needlessly draw attention to yourself. If you're twerking on the beach, a circling pteracuda could mistake you for a wounded animal. — Andrew Shaffer

In her mind danced the image of a shark with Thomas Ivan's white, practiced smile.
Deliberately, Aidan teased her with the image until she was forced to laugh. — Christine Feehan

Success and achievement come from your belief in yourself. You can see and be inspired by my belief when doctors said I'd never do XYZ. Discover Nobody-thought-i-could-do-it-but-i-showed-them-and-so-can-you-amy-rankin/1114910767?ean=2940016304205 — Amy Rankin

In the '90s movies were so serious, and so stylistic and slick that I could not identify with them. — Michel Gondry

I don't know what my life needs but I know I need some balance. — Arsenio Hall

For so long, I was controlled and manipulated by other people. Whatever people think of me, I'm finally doing what I want to do. — LaToya Jackson

was fascinated by a 9th-century poem by the Anglo-Saxon poet Cynewulf, whose religious poem Christ included the Old English word for the known inhabited world: middangeard, translated as "Middle-earth." The poem makes reference to a being called Earendal, who is the brightest of angels above Middle-earth and is sent to humans. — Wyatt North

We may not all break the Ten Commandments, but we are certainly all capable of it. Within us lurks the breaker of all laws, ready to spring out at the first real opportunity. — Isadora Duncan

The trick is that you have to believe the lie and believe it so much that the lie becomes the truth. — Antonio J. Mendez