Funny 56th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Imagine finding someone you love more than anything in the world, who you would risk your life for but couldn't marry. And you couldn't have that special day the way your friends do-you know, wear the ring on your finger and have it mean the same thing as everybody else. Just put yourself in that person's shoes. It makes me feel sick to my stomach — Miley Cyrus

I flipped open to read the marked passage in Daily Strength: "It is not by regretting what is irreparable that true work is to be done, but by making the best of what we are. It is not by complaining that we have not the right tools, but by using well the tools we have. What we are, and where we are, is God's providential arrangement - God's doing, though it may be man's misdoing; and the manly and the wise way is to look your disadvantages in the face, and see what can be made out of them." - F. W. Robertson — Will Schwalbe

I like my leaders smart and serious. I don't need a stand-up comic. — Kristin Gore

The mental act of sensation which issues in reflex movement is so simple as to defy analysis. — Samuel Alexander

Who I am finally, if not the long silent part of someone, the secret and nocturnal part which has never betrayed itself in public by any thought, word, or deed, but communicates through subterranean depths of the imaginary with dreams as old as the world itself? — Anne Desclos

Blake eyed me curiously, but it was Archer who planted a hand on my shoulder, guiding me forward so I wasn't behind them, like I was going to stab them in there backs with my invisible knife. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

A new invention to poison people ... is not a patentable invention. — Joseph Story

We sit like that, giving each other strength, like strangers on a crashing plane. — Ben H. Winters

Holiness will be found in "all things," not just in what we think is sacred. — Ray Harris