Funny 52 Birthday Quotes & Sayings

If you go to war with your mind, you will always be at war. — T. Scott McLeod

it's you and me, 'til the end. In the darkness and in the light. — Laura Kaye

Not knowing what to do with your life is a painful thing. — Innocent Mwatsikesimbe

Enron had already collapsed and filed for bankruptcy protection by the beginning of 2002. But despite complaints from short sellers that corporations had used accounting gimmickry to inflate their profits, many investors thought the crisis at Enron was an isolated case. — Alex Berenson

Learn to make each day count. Look at your past with thankfulness at what it taught you, and with pride at what success it gave you. Visualize your future with amazement at what you can become. Enjoy your present, knowing that it is a result of your past, and a springboard for your future success. — Jonny Bell

How we are born to invent our own miseries! — Sophia Lee

Adultery breathes new life into marriages which have been left for dead. — Marcel Proust

He said 'you have love on your face' and he gestured to my mouth. I was smiling. I didn't even fucking know I was. — Krista Ritchie

True ahimsa should mean a complete freedom from ill-will and anger and hate and an overflowing love for all. — Mahatma Gandhi

I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply. Regret. What. Happened. — Monica Lewinsky

The common law existed while the Anglo-Saxons were yet pagans, at a time when they had never yet heard the name of Christ pronounced or knew that such a character existed. — Thomas Jefferson