Funny 40th Birthday Invitation Quotes & Sayings

Fling me across the fabric of time and the seas of space. Make me nothing and from nothing-everything. — Rumi

How many people are we going to lose before the universe decides we've had enough?" Carly asked me. I didn't answer, but if I had known what was coming I would have said, "All of them. — Anna Jarzab

I'm like a fine wine. I get better with age. The best is yet to come. — Richelle Mead

Have fun do good and the money will come — Richard Branson

The South may not always be right, but by God it's never wrong! — Brother Dave Gardner

It's unfortunate that your offspring make people wish for a dystopian future in which euthanasia is a universally beloved form of birth control, but when elderly women literally everywhere are better parents than you, perhaps it's time to hang up the baby-making spurs. — Neil Hilborn

I eat with my hands when I am home alone! — Travis Fimmel

The function of militarism is to kill. It cannot live except through murder. — Emma Goldman

Gladstone, how sad do you have to get before you stop making jokes? — Wayne Gladstone

I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage? — Zach Braff

We have deep roots in Arkansas, and I'll always be a Razorback. — Mike Huckabee

Men and women fall in love abandoning reality in favour of the dream — Jeremy Griffith

You are put on this earth to fulfill your purpose and that is to love, live, serve, share, care, and be happy on the way of life. — Debasish Mridha

I've never cared for guns. In fact, when I did 'Scent of a Woman' I had to learn how to assemble one. — Al Pacino

Degenerates are not always criminals, prostitutes, anarchists and pronounced lunatics; they are often authors and artists — Max Nordau