Funny 40th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

In war as in life, it is often necessary when some cherished scheme has failed, to take up the best alternative open, and if so, it is folly not to work for it with all your might. — Winston S. Churchill

The Man who pretends to be a modest enquirer into the truth of a self-evident thing is a Knave. — William Blake

You know, our ratings after this match will be very close - I think I can also become the world number one in the not too distant future. However, I'm sure that Garry will also have something to say about this! — Vladimir Kramnik

I go to bed with men, not boys. — Linda Fiorentino

Seek comfort in the warmth of the morality of your choosing. Not in the depravity and fear of lost causes, in which you should turn away, before it sees you, as well.

- Plight, 2015 — Don Swann II

Jaykit is blind... — Erin Hunter

I cannot conceive how any man can have brought himself to consider his country as nothing but carte blanche, upon which he may scribble whatever he pleases. — Edmund Burke

Humor was the enemy of desire. — Arthur C. Clarke

Change happens not by trying to make yourself change, but by becoming conscious of what's not working. — Shakti Gawain

When you assume negative intent, you're angry. If you take away that anger and assume positive intent, you will be amazed. Your emotional quotient goes up because you are no longer almost random in your response. — Indra Nooyi

The well of your incompleteness runs deep, but make the effort to look away from yourself and to look toward Him. — Oswald Chambers