Funny 38th Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth. — George Bernard Shaw

People rarely bring flowers to a suicide. — Jennifer Niven

Being from Africa is the best thing that could have ever, ever happened to me. I cannot see it any other way. All of my fundamental principles that were instilled in me in my home, from my childhood, are still with me. — Hakeem Olajuwon

If I must have an ill, may it be real, That I may meet it eye to eye and fight, And wheresoever it may strength reveal Get after it with all my main and might. The woe that but impends and wears the mind With worry deep and most vexatious care, Is harder fighting than the realler kind, For when you come to strike - it isn't there! — John Kendrick Bangs

Time travel..will never be impossible forever. — Toba Beta

Could she be his lover and still belong to herself? — Kristin Cashore

Have you had joy in your life? Did you bring joy to others in your life? To — Carolyn Brown

We were small and thought we knew nothing Worth knowing. We thought words travelled the wires In the shiny pouches of raindrops, Each one seeded full with the light Of the sky, the gleam of the lines, and ourselves So infinitesimally scaled We could stream through the eye of a needle. — Seamus Heaney

The problems of this world are only truly solved in two ways: by extinction or by duplication — Susan Sontag

He extended his fingers and felt them tingle, like they were waking up - pins and needles. Then flames flickered to life, curls of red-hot fire dancing across his palm. — Rick Riordan

Paul Simon once said that a songwriter's supreme challenge was being complex and simple at the same time-writing songs with lasting depth that are also simple enough to be memorable. Jimmy Van Heusen was a master at this kind of song. His music was complex, with deeply rich chord changes any jazzman can embrace, but also possessed catchy, crystalline melodies of exceeding sing-ability. His songs were meant to be sung, not just listened to, and they were sung by the best, with Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby at the top of that list. — Paul Zollo

When a person is only half an ass like me, and not a complete one, she senses certain things. — Michael Ende

In a world in which time is a circle, every handshake, every kiss, every birth, every word, will be repeated precisely. — Alan Lightman

That's right. The answer is no. And it's not because I'm cutthroat. It's not because I'd do anything for a deal. It's because I care about the people I work with and the products I sell. And you, Ethan, do not. — Lauren Blakely

Placing blame on others is easy. Taking responsibility for yourself is empowering. — Tony DiCicco