Funny 30th Anniversary Quotes & Sayings

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book ... I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right. — Groucho Marx

Your job becomes your pulpit, your performance becomes your platform, and the marketplace becomes your parish. — Bill Winston

The weather itself, the heat and cold of summer and winter, was, we may believe, of another temper altogether. The brilliant amorous day was divided as sheerly from the night as land from water. Sunsets were redder and more intense; dawns were whiter and more auroral. Of our crepuscular half-lights and lingering twilights they knew nothing. The rain fell vehemently, or not at all. The sun blazed or there was darkness. Translating this to the spiritual regions as their wont is, the poets sang beautifully how roses fade and petals fall. — Virginia Woolf

The designs of the paper euros, introduced in 2002, proclaim a utopian aspiration. Gone are the colorful bills of particular nations, featuring pictures of national heroes of statecraft, culture and the arts, pictures celebrating unique national narratives. With the euro, 16 nations have said goodbye to all that. — George Will

Dear God, I am only what you made me and I appreciate everything that you gave me, but like, I don't want to do it any more, sort of lost sight of what I'm doing it for. — Nicki Minaj

I think that in the end, the people are not fooled by promotion. They want to know that something works and is right. — Emilio Pucci

I'm back, boys and girls! back from the pink padded couch palace! — Scott McCloud

The bottom line is, you can't be afraid to fail. — Jerry Colangelo

Her heart did whisper that he had done it for her. — Jane Austen

Too few people recognize that the high technology so celebrated today is essentially a mathematical technology. — Edsger Dijkstra

What is it about death that bothers me? Probably the hours. — Woody Allen