Funny 29 Birthday Quotes & Sayings

Russians understand strength, and if they feel that their opponents are weak, they will take advantage of it. — Leon Panetta

When you're a writer, you become deeper and more uniquely distinct, the more you go inside yourself ... — John Geddes

It's kind of hard to win most elections on anti-family, immorality, and Satan-worship. — Ed Helms

Happy thoughts bring happiness, love, and success. — Debasish Mridha

What cannot be cured must be endured. — Robert Burton

If you do the bare minimum, expect bare minimum results. You want to be great, work to be great. Nothing just happens — J. J. Watt

There are hard days to live. You awake to a day when you feel you've done it all before, and you're going to do it again, so why do it at all. — Carew Papritz

To this day I still watch tons of horror. — Christopher Bollen