Funny 21st Birthday Wishes Quotes & Sayings

If there is ever a fascist takeover in America, it will come not in the form of storm troopers kicking down doors but with lawyers and social workers saying. I'm from the government and I'm here to help. — Jonah Goldberg

The trouble with the Socialist Workers Party is that they live in an historical thermos-flask. — Neil Kinnock

I like movies! No, I like theater too. And paintings are great, and all of that! But to me, the great sort of artistic medium I think, of our time, is film. I really feel that. I mean to me, there's nothing else out there, where I can sort of suspend disbelief for two hours. — Leonardo DiCaprio

She supposed the lake was part of her dowry, now. Michael would have to ask permission to fish there. He would have to ask her husband permission to fish there. The idea would be laughable if it weren't so ... wrong. — Sarah MacLean

All you did was sit there, he said. Why are you so tired?
I sat very diligently, she said. — Robin McKinley

Humility is the real Christian virtue," says Nouwen. "When we come to realize that . . . only God saves, then we are free to serve, then we can live truly humble lives. — Philip Yancey

You worry just as much about great performance as you do about underperformance. — Mary Callahan Erdoes

It seems like every family has to have one goon, guess whos it on this homestead? — Anonymous

People put stock in someone being in a 'girl group,' but we don't say that a band is a 'man group.' — Emily Robison

If it was true that all effort led to a vast abyss, she had two recommendations to begin with, first, not to cheat people, and, second, to treat them properly. Beyond that, there was room for discussion. — Roberto Bolano

Our prayer is that as you read, you'll be struck not by the contents of this book, but by the book it's helping you open up; and that you'll praise not the author of this book, but the One he is pointing you to. — Timothy J. Keller

Watching. Watching with those piercing, clit licking blue eyes. — Lucian Bane

It is our best work that God wants, not the dregs of our exhaustion. I think he must prefer quality to quantity. — George MacDonald