Funny 2 Year Old Birthday Quotes & Sayings

When people say, Did you always want to be a writer?, I have to say no! I always WAS a writer. — Ursula K. Le Guin

All my senses are filled with her - her sounds, her smell, her touch. Her. — Elle Kennedy

I just love cake, confetti cake, to be specific. It has little colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti icing, which is really hard to find sometimes. It's really hard to explain to people, because it's not icing with sprinkles on top. It's icing that actually has candies inside of it. It's Funfetti icing. — Channing Tatum

Hope is rooted in the trustworthiness of God. — Alister E. McGrath

He gripped the back of her neck again in that purely dominating way that made her melt. "We're finishing this when we get back." His voice was a low, raspy growl. — Katie Reus

Standing up for yourself doesn't always involve verbal confrontation. Sometimes it's about not wasting energy on people who are negative. — Sherry Argov

I am against government by crony. — Harold L. Ickes

A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail. — Bob Thurber

Isn't it so weird how the number of dead people is increasing even though the earth stays the same size, so that one day there isn't going to be room to bury anyone anymore? For my ninth birthday last year, Grandma gave me a subscription to National Geographic, which she calls "the National Geographic." She also gave me a white blazer, because I only wear white clothes, and it's too big to wear so it will last me a long time. She also gave me Grandpa's camera, which I loved for two reasons. I asked why he didn't take it with him when he left her. She said, "Maybe he wanted you to have it."
I said, "But I was negative-thirty years old." She said, "Still." Anyway, the fascinating thing was that I read in National Geographic that there are more people alive now than have died in all of human history. In other words, if everyone wanted to play Hamlet at once, they couldn't, because there aren't enough skulls! — Jonathan Safran Foer

The fae went down, and before he could retaliate, I went all Van Helsing on his ass. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

In the last year I have gained a lot of experience because I have been playing against top players and realized what things to work on to get better. Top players basically tell you what your weaknesses are on the court. — Maria Sharapova

I think it is very important that I should have a talk with you as soon as possible on a highly secret matter. I mentioned it to you shortly after you took office but have not urged it since on account of the pressure you have been under. — Henry L. Stimson

The ancients placed love and war in the hands of closely related gods. — John Steinbeck