Funny 14 Year Old Birthday Quotes & Sayings

What happens when you lose your heart's desire? — Stephenie Meyer

The one good thing about television is the money; you can make a lot more money than in newspapers. — Will McDonough

Right ... here's what we'll do: I'll get the kids. You take your shower. After homework and playtime, I'll challenge them to shots until they pass out. Then we'll eat the rest of their Halloween candy while binge-watching Game of Thrones. — Penny Reid

If I want to gain weight, I can gain weight. If I want to lose weight, I will lose weight. If I want to be fit, I'll be fit. — Guy Burnet

I frowned, wondering if Trent would mind being the size of a fairy for a day. He could talk to the newest tenants in his garden. — Kim Harrison

People can forgive anything except being proved wrong. — Claudia Gray

At the back of my mind there is always a fear the depression could return but I do all the right things. I try to get the right amount of sleep because I know that I need sleep to function and I need to eat properly and to do some exercising. — Melanie Chisholm

She made the same money in ten minutes that I had made in a day with some hours thrown in. Monetarily speaking, it seemed sure as shit you were better off having a pussy than a cock. — Charles Bukowski

You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality. — Quentin Crisp

Late one evening towards the end of March, a teenager picked up a double-barrelled shotgun, walked into the forest, put the gun to someone else's forehead and pulled the trigger.

This is the story of how we got there. — Fredrik Backman