Funnny Quotes & Sayings

Time, a distant neighbour who taps on my shoulder. — Serina Hartwell

One true friend was worth more than fifty frenemies who laughed at my engagement ring. Bitches — Nicole Williams

She's a serial kisser. I think her parents are French. — C.C. Hunter

It's sort of one ongoing process where writing ends and directing starts. — Sean Durkin

Companies have never won. You're always either fighting for survival, or fighting for relevance. — Aaron Levie

I got sober, and I got happy again. — Macklemore

We destroy only because we're spiritually sated. Exactly like children! — Leo Tolstoy

Wherever I turn, the black wave rushes down on me. — Franz Kafka

And then you get some jerk for a boss. And you think, 'I wish God was my boss. That would be awesome. He wouldn't care about my sales sheet. He would care about my soul sheet.' Then you feel a little embarrassed because that was such a low-quality joke. — Jon Acuff

Wisest is he who knows he knows not. — Socrates

There is always the exceptional child, but the average tells us that the child is largely what the home has made him. — Billy Graham

In order to spend out our time (life) we sell some of this time. We work for someone, we labour. In freedom we do slavery. — Wasif Ali Wasif

Jack felt arousal spiking through him, clouding his mind with the wanting, wanting this man, all of him, black and tarry, rotted with disuse, glorious and fractured and spilling out of the cracks. — Jane Seville

The scenic route was a paved graveyard of dreams, but Fillion hoped his would rise from the ashes, marking the moment when he would finally own his life. — Jesikah Sundin

Life is unfair. I got nothing but the best. — Jean Marais