Funniness Score Quotes & Sayings

I'm a big fan of Coach Dorrell. I watched UCLA football for many, many years. I've grown accustomed to the Pac-10 style. — Brian Bosworth

You think of the book you'd most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it. — J.D. Salinger

To penetrate into the essence of all being and significance, and to release the fragrance of that inner attainment for the guidance of others, by expressing in the world of forms- truth, love, purity and beauty - this is the sole game which has any intrinsic and absolute worth. All other happenings, incidents and attainments can, in themselves, have no lasting importance. — Meher Baba

History is written by victors and, occasionally, sensationalist journalists. I mean that with the best respect. — Ray Stevenson

Today, for the first time - and the Obama campaign showed us this - we can go from the digital world, from the self-organizing power of networks, to the physical one. — Carlo Ratti

You must consider the bottom line, but make it integrity before profits. — Denis Waitley

Don't compare people. Love them separately — Anonymous

Following the devastation of Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, $3 per gallon gasoline became common and our nation has come under considerable strain. — Paul Gillmor

Guilt is feeling bad about what you have done; shame is feeling bad about who you are - all it is, is muddling up things you have done with who you are. — Marcus Brigstocke

'Seconds' is grounded in the reality of this restaurant environment, and I did do plenty of research, so there's that. It takes place in a town that is like a kinder, gentler fairy tale version of reality. Then it takes off into a story that is very strange, very mental. — Bryan Lee O'Malley

If someone does not believe in fairies, he does not need to teach his children 'There are no fairies'; he can omit to teach them the word 'fairy'. — Ludwig Wittgenstein

You don't want anybody walking into your house and taking a Gatorade out of your refrigerator, you've got to get in there and protect it. — Tyson Chandler