Funniness Dictionary Quotes & Sayings

If I had a real horse," she said out loud to nobody, "I would not have to convince people that she should have a birthday party. — Day Jamison

I tend to stay in one place and become a hermit and not leave. Work, work, work, and collect things, create and curate a space. — Kesh

I've no desire to do one of those 50-mile races like the Comrades or anything like that. — Paula Radcliffe

When I rose up the queen was looking toward me, not as if I were a rival, but as if I were still her favorite little maid in waiting who might bring her some comfort. She looked at me as if for a moment she would seek someone who would understand the dreadful predicament of a woman, in this world ruled by men. George — Philippa Gregory

We took the position we wanted our people to be better than minimum wage, so we're going to pay better than minimum wage, and we still do that. — Kenneth Langone

It is easy to mount a lion and not so easy to get off, — Anonymous

I began reading science fiction before I was 12 and started writing science fiction around the same time. — Octavia Butler

Old professors never die, they just lose their faculties. — Stephen Fry

Buddhism, it seemed, was a rational religion, whose truth-claims could withstand the test of reason. — Stephen Batchelor

What makes you think that nonsense is bad? If they'd nurtured and cared for human nonsense over the ages the way they did intelligence, it might have turned into something of special value. — Yevgeny Zamyatin

Talents, to strike the eye of posterity, should be concentrated. Rays, powerless while they are scattered, burn in a point. — Robert Aris Willmott

I'm an actor. If you had said to me before I started acting that I'd get two bites of the cherry - you would do things that people will remember forever like 'The Brothers' which I did in the '70s and now 'Doctor Who' - I'd have been overjoyed and I still am. — Colin Baker

I've tried everything. I've done therapy, I've done colonics. I went to a psychic who had me running around town buying pieces of ribbon to fill the colors in my aura. Did the Prozac thing. — Jim Carrey

Success is the exponential effect of little things done consistently over time. — Orrin Woodward

Your statutes are my heritage forever; they are the joy of my heart. — Anonymous