Funniest Tosh.o Quotes & Sayings

When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility. — Matt Lauer

Learn your lines ... plant your feet ... look the other actor in the eye ... say the words ... mean them. — James Cagney

Marriage equality does not diminish the worth of your relationships; it simply recognises the worth of ours. — Penny Wong

Be as soft as possible, if something good and wise wants to shape you; be as hard as possible, if something bad and foolish wants to shape you! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

She may, in fact, love you; she may want you, but she will rarely admit to ever needing you. — Michael Makai

Anything that keeps a politician humble is healthy for democracy. — Michael Kinsley

I'm never offered any sort of roles. I need to audition in a typically lengthy process to receive roles. — Dylan O'Brien