Funniest Tombstone Quotes & Sayings

The West for me means ambition, the East contentment. My heart is ever in one, my soul in the other. — Ameen Rihani

Silence is the break between two thoughts/noises. — Jiddu Krishnamurti

Culture is like the visible and invisible levels of an iceberg -"the solid state of "water. — Pearl Zhu

Now, I've got the taste for steak," she changed the subject. "What do you have the taste for?" Straight up, he had the taste for cute, klutzy, classy pussy, eating her and listening to her moan. — Kristen Ashley

Reagan was an exceedingly likeable guy, just a heck of a nice fellow, despite his politics. He was funny and loved a good joke, the dirtier, I'm afraid the more ethnic, the better. I don't think he brought very much to the presidency, except charisma and success. — Walter Cronkite

Hennie replies to, How are you doing? 'I'm deteriorating at a normal rate. — Sandra Dallas

I've never seen anyone so prone to life-threatening idiocy. — Stephenie Meyer

We are poor, indeed, when we have no half-wishes left us. The heart and the imagination close the shutters the instant they are gone. — Walter Savage Landor

a very beautiful river, I love it more than anything.
Often I have listened to it, often I have looked into its eyes, and
always I have learned from it. Much can be learned from a river. — Hermann Hesse

If you really want a life which has no boredom in it, drop all masks, be true. Sometimes it will be difficult, I know, but it is worth it. Be true. — Rajneesh

I put a lot of weight on feelings and am weirdly in touch with them, which is not typical for an engineer. — Luis Von Ahn

The federal government was responsible for building the levees, engineering the levees, and consequentially, the federal government is responsible for repairing the damage that has been done, which has not been completed yet. — Mitch Landrieu

In junior high, I sang in madrigals, men's' and women's' choir. I played piano too, but then I got out of it. — Travis Barker

The room went dark and, after a moment, Grace whispered that she loved me, sounding a little sad. I wrapped my arms tightly around her shoulders, sorry that loving me was such a complicated thing. — Maggie Stiefvater

My first movie. I think I won an Oscar for this. — Shaquille O'Neal