Funniest Squidward Quotes & Sayings

I've got a weird balance problem as a human being, like I'm dizzy, and it's something to do with that. — Aphex Twin

Your father and I were in the trenches together, in the Great War. That was a war all right. Oh I know there have been other wars since, better-publisized ones, more expensive ones perhaps, but our war is the one I'll always remember. Our war is the one that means war to me. — Donald Barthelme

The subjects had, indeed, risen vividly on my mind. As I saw them with the spiritual eye, before I attempted to embody them, they were striking; but my hand would not second my fancy, and in each case it had wrought out but a pale portrait of the thing I had conceived. — Emily Bronte

You cannot be a good house in a rapidly deteriorating neighborhood. The credibility and the fair functioning of the neighborhood matter a great deal. Without that, the integrity of the capitalist system will weaken further". — Bernardo Kliksberg

in Eastern Europe computer privacy is like cleanliness in America: next to godliness. "So — Stephen King

The key to the defeat and eventually the end of imperialism as a a whole is the unity of all socialist countries and progressive forces in capitalist countries. — Tim Buck

I really wanted to die at certain periods in my life. — Brigitte Bardot

I just want to produce and create projects that I'm passionate about and I love. — Eve

Should we continue to look upwards? Is the light we can see in the sky one of those which will presently be extinguished? The ideal is terrifying to behold ... brilliant but threatened on all sides by the dark forces that surround it: nevertheless, no more in danger than a star in the jaws of the clouds. — Victor Hugo

The presence is not deleted before the vacuum is cleared before a redoubling of presence that erases the opposition of the presence and absence — Jean Baudrillard

Bless your critics for their honesty. They do not criticize you to be a blessing to you, but the end product may be the same. — Calvin Miller

For pity's sake, shut your royal gob and stop with the incessant screaming!" he demanded, pressing a finger to his lips for silence. "It's damned annoying. — L.T. Suzuki

I think about how lonely I am without you. How boring my day is without you. How much I miss hearing your voice and your laugh. How much I miss listening to music and eating cake with you." We smiled shyly at each other. His gaze lifted, looking directly into my eyes. "I miss taking care of you," he hesitated for a moment. "I miss my best friend and I want her back in my life." His words glued every piece of my shattered heart back together. — Alison G. Bailey