Funniest Skulduggery Pleasant Quotes & Sayings

Wolves together stand howling soft and loud at light, singing family songs. — Sue Thoele

I was the first one in my family to go away to college. I came from a small town where there was no guidance in the high school at all. It was a mill town, and I never knew anyone who made their living from the arts. When you did go away to college, you went away to be something - an engineer, or a teacher, or a chemist. — E.L. Konigsburg

I can pretty much guarantee that you will at some point find yourself doing something that at one point you swore you'd never do. You'll do it for the sake of getting high, either directly or indirectly. Trust me. It will happen. You might think you know yourself better than anyone, but you have yet to become acquainted with your addiction. It will introduce itself in ways that you never thought were possible. — Ashly Lorenzana

Genius is in the idea. Impact, however, comes from action! — Simon Sinek

The phone beeped - M fine but these two guys R on me like cougars on Adam Lambert. — Elisabeth Staab

By now I'm done expecting a laugh from this girl, but she suprises me, letting out a little giggle that reminds me of a rainbow escaping from a mud puddle. — Lauren Layne

my best may not be the best, but that is the best. The more I give out my best to people, the more they give out their worse, but that is also the best; for even Jesus Christ faced the worst. — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Men, women, and children who cannot live on gravity alone need something to satisfy their gayer, lighter moods and hours, and he who ministers to this want is, in my opinion, in a business established by the Creator of our nature. If he worthily fulfills his mission and amuses without corrupting, he need never feel that he has lived in vain. — P.T. Barnum

We must create a kind of globalization that works for everyone ... and not just for a few. — Nestor Kirchner

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score. — Bob Hope

Why is it that the last people you'd ever want to see naked are always the first to take off their clothes? — Victoria Vane

Fuck you, diet," said Stuart. "The diet schmeer is the end of civilisation as we know it. — David Pratt