Funniest Simpsons Quotes & Sayings

The web is just a device by which bad ideas travel around the globe at the speed of light. — P. J. O'Rourke

Maybe, but she knows too much and she's clever too. She's just a girl now, but one day she'll be a woman and a clever woman's dangerous. — Joseph Delaney

We're at the end of the cycle. You've all known it since childhood. In the Hindu division of the ages, this is the Kali Yuga, the dark age. At the end of a cycle, Vishnu takes incarnation as a person. Vishnu is that aspect of God that preserves and protects life. When Vishnu leaves, Shiva comes. — Frederick Lenz

I think photography has made us see the landscape in a very dull way - that's one of its effects. It's not spatial. — David Hockney

The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you. — Bette Midler

Nostalgia is missing what might come back. — Will Advise

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest. — Eric Andre

There's nothing like watching a live performance of, frankly, anything. You have to make sure that people believe everything is improvised. I could not stress enough how little we [actors] prepare and what small amount of time we put in before these shows. — Amy Poehler

Unfortunately, I feel as actors we have to fight for the right to really go in as many directions as possible. — Karen Allen

Everything can be improved. — Clarence W. Barron

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

The student ends up lusting after time with the teacher, hanging on her every word, and forgetting that this is about him or her, the student, not the teacher. — Zoketsu Norman Fischer

Patience is emotional diligence. — Stephen Covey

What Hitler did not believe and what Stalin did not believe and what Mao did not believe and what the SS did not believe and what the Gestapo did not believe and what the NKVD did not believe and what the commissars, functionaries, swaggering executioners, Nazi doctors, Communist Party theoreticians, intellectuals, Brown Shirts, Black Shirts, gauleiters, and a thousand party hacks did not believe was that God was watching what they were doing. And as far as we can tell, very few of those carrying out the horrors of the twentieth century worried overmuch that God was watching what they were doing either. That is, after all, the meaning of a secular society. — David Berlinski

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

I am very bad at expressing tender sentiments. The very word 'love' frightens me. — Jules Verne

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

I always wanted to do a comedy, but I wanted to pick the right one. But it came down to working with Steve Carell. I've wanted to work with him since I met him years ago as a kid. — Ryan Gosling

There is no intimacy like that between two women who have chosen to be sisters. — Warsan Shire