Funniest Scottish Quotes & Sayings

Children are wonderful. It don't take plenty y'know. Just a nice girl who don't take birth control. Sexual intercourse is a lovely thing. — Bob Marley

It is no kindness to treat unhappy people as helpless, hopeless, or inadequate, no matter what has happened to them. Kindness is having faith in the truth and that people can handle it and use it for their benefit. True compassion is helping people help themselves. — William Glasser

The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work. - Mark Twain — Mark Twain

She'd burst if she didn't tell him, die painfully if he let her go. Emotion clogged her throat. Helplessness ached in her stomach. — Kelly Moran

An ill agreement is better then a good judgement.
[An ill agreement is better than a good judgment.] — George Herbert

People who turn pages with licked fingers are as bad as those who wipe their noses on the able linen — Alan Bradley

I can't change it now, and besides, I like who those years made me into, — Meg Collett

I think the people who go to work every day don't feel like Washington cares a whit about them,and, actually, they're executing policies that are bad for them. — Jeff Sessions

Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe. — Jean Harlow

Applied good taste is a mark of good citizenship. Ugliness is a from of anarchy.. ugly cities, ugly advertising, ugly lives produce bad citizens. — Lester Beall

My childhood was safe and sane. No abuse and no traumas. I was surrounded by a large and loving family who taught me the importance of hard work and a meaningful education. — Ronnie James Dio