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Funniest Santa Quotes By Spike Lee

I knew I was never going to play professional sport, but I loved playing and I went to all the games I could afford to. — Spike Lee

Funniest Santa Quotes By Gideon Wurdz

ACCIDENT A condition of affairs in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body better. — Gideon Wurdz

Funniest Santa Quotes By Carson McCullers

We live in the richest country in the world. There's plenty and to spare for no man, woman, or child to be in want. And in addition to this our country was founded on what should have been a great, true principle - the freedom, equality, and rights of each individual. Huh! And what has come of that start? There are corporations worth billions of dollars - and hundreds of thousands of people who don't get to eat. — Carson McCullers

Funniest Santa Quotes By Ajahn Brahm

Our modern Western culture only recognises the first of these, freedom of desires. It then worships such a freedom by enshrining it at the forefront of national constituitions and bills of human rights. One can say that the underlying creed of most Western democracies is to protect their people's freedom to realise their desires, as far as this is possible. It is remarkable that in such countries people do not feel very free. The second kind of freedom, freedom from desires, is celebrated only in some religious communities. It celebrates contentment, peace that is free from desires. — Ajahn Brahm

Funniest Santa Quotes By Frank Gehry

There are a lot of questions about whether architecture is art. The people who ask that think pretty tract houses are architecture. But that doesn't hold up. — Frank Gehry

Funniest Santa Quotes By Isabella Rossellini

I would love to be a field biologist. I would love to do what Jane Goodall did, just totally immerse myself in the life of one specific species for years and study every aspect of its behavior until little by little, all of these patterns become clear. That would be great, but I don't know if I have it left in me. — Isabella Rossellini

Funniest Santa Quotes By Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

real silence is silence without words, silence that speak words in silence and silence that talks better than words — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Funniest Santa Quotes By Darby Stanchfield

Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around; there's show tunes and fart noises. — Darby Stanchfield

Funniest Santa Quotes By Mark Leibovich

I always prided myself on being apart from the ruling class. I think it's always important, not just in Washington but in life, to be able to able to balance your sense of belonging with what it's like to be someone who doesn't belong. — Mark Leibovich

Funniest Santa Quotes By Elizabeth Gaskell

When we are heavy-laden in our hearts, it falls in better with our humor to reveal our case in our own way and our own time. — Elizabeth Gaskell

Funniest Santa Quotes By Ella Medler

I'd rather be happy than right any day - from Martin Little, Resurrected — Ella Medler

Funniest Santa Quotes By Benjamin Carson

A great operation on the wrong patient is just as bad as a horrible operation on the right patient. So, you have to have all that together. — Benjamin Carson