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Funniest Roseanne Quotes By James Joyce

You can still die when the sun is shining. — James Joyce

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Bethany Brookbank

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain. — Bethany Brookbank

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Pippa DaCosta

But if you cross me again Akil, so-help-me, I'll find a way to kill you this time."
His eyes lit up at the prospect, as though he'd accepted a challenge I didn't even know I'd laid down. "I'd expect nothing less."
Demons; only they can get a cheap thrill from a death threat. — Pippa DaCosta

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Terry Pratchett

Brother Preptil, the master of the music, had described Brutha's voice as putting him in mind of a disappointed vulture arriving too late at the dead donkey. — Terry Pratchett

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Philip Pullman

Every atom of me and every atom of you. — Philip Pullman

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By C.S. Lewis

The sight of the huge world put mad ideas into me, as if I could wander away, wander forever, see strange and beautiful things, one after the other to the world's end. — C.S. Lewis

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Augustus Hare

There is no being eloquent for atheism. In that exhausted receiver the mind cannot use its wings, - the clearest proof that it is out of its element. — Augustus Hare

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Abha Maryada Banerjee

Whatever is our 'contribution' to a situation..
Is all that we can 'influence' to alter/improve the situation..
In our control therefore, is this INFLUENCE! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Lisa Kleypas

You think you want me now. But you'll change. Someday you'll find it damned easy to forget about me. I'm a bastard. A servant, and not even an upper servant at that
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"You're the other half of me." (Again The Magic) — Lisa Kleypas

Funniest Roseanne Quotes By Dada Bhagwan

When one conducts himself in the wrong direction, he goes downward and his conduct in the right direction will take him upward! — Dada Bhagwan