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Funniest Religion Quotes By Markus Zusak

I suppose he'll die soon. I'm expecting it, like you do for a dog that's seventeen. There's no way to know how I'll react. He'll have faced his own placid death and slipped without a sound inside himself. Mostly, I imagine I'll crouch there at the door, fall onto him, and cry hard into the stench of his fur. I'll wait for him to wake up, but he won't. I'll bury him. I'll carry him outside, feeling his warmth turn to cold as the horizon frays and falls down in my backyard. For now, though, he's okay. I can see him breathing. He just smells like he's dead. — Markus Zusak

Funniest Religion Quotes By Barbara Kingsolver

The first sentence of a book is a promise. — Barbara Kingsolver

Funniest Religion Quotes By Andrew Lloyd Webber

The next few years are going to be horrendous in the UK. The last thing we need is a Somali pirate-style raid on the few wealth creators who still dare to navigate Britain's gale-force waters. — Andrew Lloyd Webber

Funniest Religion Quotes By Georg Cantor

I entertain no doubts as to the truths of the tranfinites, which I recognized with God's help and which, in their diversity, I have studied for more than twenty years; every year, and almost every day brings me further in this science. — Georg Cantor

Funniest Religion Quotes By Charles Stuart Calverley

Meaning, however, is no great matter. — Charles Stuart Calverley

Funniest Religion Quotes By Megan Follows

I have two children myself. I always laugh; they have you playing mothers pretty early, us women. You look at the television, the mothers get younger and younger, and the children get older and older, and you start to wonder when these people had these children. Were they breeding when they were 12? — Megan Follows

Funniest Religion Quotes By Ellie Wade

Life isn't love, destiny, rainbows, and butterflies. Life is shit. It's painful and hard. It's surviving when you want to give up." "No, — Ellie Wade

Funniest Religion Quotes By Warren Buffett

I've seen more people fail because of liquor and leverage
leverage being borrowed money. You really don't need leverage in this world much. If you're smart, you're going to make a lot of money without borrowing. — Warren Buffett

Funniest Religion Quotes By Mary Roberts Rinehart

A little work, a little sleep, a little love and it's all over. — Mary Roberts Rinehart

Funniest Religion Quotes By Nora Roberts

I'd rather stick with reality. Dreams are deceptive. — Nora Roberts

Funniest Religion Quotes By Simone Weil

If we know in what way society is unbalanced, we must do what we can to add weight to the lighter scale ... we must have formed a conception of equilibrium and be ever ready to change sides like justice, 'that fugitive from the camp of conquerors'. — Simone Weil