Funniest Quotable Quotes & Sayings

My nervous system is very much weakened - nothing but painting in oil can keep me going. — Paul Cezanne

...the Cupcake Nation mentality - "Everyone's a winner!" - is so dangerous. When we try to protect the young from any vaguely uncomfortable ideas or encounters, we do them a grave disservice. Being tested by different viewpoints in my life, being sometimes offended or occasionally hurt, or even targeted, is a big part of what prepared me for the challenged I've faced in my career.., — Megyn Kelly

The whole point of anti-Semitism has been to create a vulnerable buffer group that can be bribed with some privileges into managing the exploitation of others, and then, when social pressure builds, be blamed and scapegoated, distracting those at the bottom from the crimes of those at the top. Peasants who go on pogrom against their Jewish neighbors won't make it to the nobleman's palace to burn him out and seize the fields. This was the role of Jews in Europe. This has been the role of Jews in the United States, and this is the role of Jews in the Middle East. — Aurora Levins Morales

The shoes themselves were light green, with lowish heels (which were very important for comfort and walking; high heels were always a temptation, but, like all temptations, one paid for them later). — Alexander McCall Smith

Love on the Rocks with Love and Lots of Ice Cream
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Our One Neverending Story
Religion Of Blue Circle
Forever Young! — Petra Hermans

The trouble with happiness is people don't practice it. — Paul McKenna

The real world has consequences when you do and say things about others. We're at a point now where you better be sure who you're going after. — Curt Schilling

I think the American people are sophisticated enough and wise enough to make judgments about the candidates and wade through the charges and countercharges that come with the election 2004 campaign. — Colin Powell

I prepare myself well. I know what I can do before I go in. I'm always confident. — Bobby Fischer

When that piece makes sense, everything else starts to. — Jenny Han

She made her shoulder blades into steel, willing them to stay rigid against his onslaught. She was a thing of gears and metal, strong like clockwork, and she wouldn't melt down into tears. — Courtney Milan

Nothing costs so much as what is bought by prayers. — Seneca The Younger

The idea of appealing to people of a like mind and like spirit always appealed to me. — Robert Smith