Funniest Paul Blart Quotes & Sayings

I'm not one to dwell on rehearsal or preparation. — Patrice Leconte

Peeta. How Foxface stole the food from the supply pile before I blew it up, how she tried to take enough to stay alive but not enough that anyone would notice it, how she wouldn't — Suzanne Collins

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights) — Warren Moore

Don't lose a woman that has seen your flaws and still love you. — Nizar Qabbani

He who avoids misunderstandings,
Amused at the play of his own mind,
Is ever joyful. — Milarepa

Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do. — Eoin Colfer

What a blight that woman is. Do you happen to know why? I lean toward a malignant fairy at her christening. — Mary Ann Shaffer

My father taught me respect for quality as well as a sense of dignity - great values as we face a world going in a different direction. I try to teach my children to stay close to the real things. — Diego Della Valle

Here's a shock: An adult who still hangs out in skate parks is a bad parent. — Daniel Tosh

We humans, you see, have an infinite capacity for self-rationalization. — Charles Colson

I'm actually incapable of lying. I'm like a parody of a person who can't lie. — Busy Philipps

A New York divorce is in itself a diploma of virtue. — Edith Wharton

I'm a Christian woman, but I believe in human rights. I do not go into people's bedrooms. I appoint people based on their capabilities, not their sexual orientation. — Portia Simpson-Miller

Abundance comes from giving not from receiving. — Debasish Mridha