Funniest Ouran Quotes & Sayings

Hi, I'm at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube. — John Green

Overwhelming the majority of European citizens are unhappy with the social deal they get, yes; and that is why they are so angry with their governments. Because they want more, much more! They couldn't care less that their benefits, salaries and other privileges, have been, for decades and centuries 'subsidized' by the plunder of other parts of the planet; that they are paid for by blood. — Andre Vltchek

The drama is the looking-glass in which we see the hideousness of vice and the beauties of virtue. — Fanny Kemble

We should - ' 'And we will.' Laurent turned to him, sliding fingers into his hair. 'But first, we have the morning.' * — C.S. Pacat

You know the bark is worse than the bite in D.C. — John Ensign

This is followed by laughter because we're in high school, which means we're predictable and almost everything is funny, especially if it's someone else's public humiliation. — Jennifer Niven

My strengths and weaknesses are the same: I've got the willingness and stupidity to try anything. If I think it's even remotely possible, I'll do it. — Travis Pastrana

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that. — Caitlin Moran

I still love coming into work everyday after so many years working as an actress. I've been working more or less continuously and I find I have to really want to do the project to make it work because you have to put such an enormous amount of effort into it. — Amanda Burton

When things get rough, a breakthrough is just on the other side of the pain. — Shirley Maclaine

I don't have any influences, any heroes, it's just me. — GG Allin

She had me at Sweet Valley High. Gay playfully crosses the borders between pop culture consumer and critic, between serious academic and lighthearted sister-girl, between despair and optimism, between good and bad ... How can you help but love her? — Melissa Harris-Perry

I am fated to journey hand in hand with my strange heroes and to survey the surging immensity of life, to survey it through the laughter that all can see and through the tears unseen and unknown by anyone. — Nikolai Gogol

Ive been blessed to be in a position to share (my experiences). — Ben Vereen

Investing isn't about beating others at their game. It's about controlling yourself at your own game. — Benjamin Graham