Funniest Nasty Quotes & Sayings

She tastes like nectar and salt. Nectar and salt and apples. Pollen and stars and hinges. She tastes like fairy tales. Swan maiden at midnight. Cream on the tip of a fox's tongue. She tastes like hope. — Laini Taylor

granny-humping butt sucker! — Annie Nicholas

A warrior could not avoid pain and grief but only the indulging in them — Carlos Castaneda

I speak the unseen into seeing and I can feel it, this steady breathing in the rhythm of grace
'give thanks (in), give thanks (out)'. — Ann Voskamp

It is the nature and pleasure of townspeople to distrust the city. All the guiding principles that might flow from a center of ideas and cultural energies are regarded as corrupt, one or another kind of pornography. This is how it is with towns. — Don DeLillo

You know how I feel about you constantly running away from your problems. It's not healthy. And they always catch up to you sooner or later. — Monica Murphy

I learned that very often the most intolerant and narrow-minded people are the ones who congratulate themselves on their tolerance and open-mindedness. — Christopher Hitchens

You can't make this shit up. — J.D. Robb

I don't eat a ton of pasta or bread. But I eat dessert almost every night, and I drink. You need a bit of balance, and I've found mine. — Misty Copeland