Funniest Mlb Quotes & Sayings

I was trained to be very tough. My mom told me I shouldn't cry; I shouldn't be afraid of anything. — May-Britt Moser

He was a consuming fire. His passion, his desires, all seemed to overtake the
desires of those around him. — Sylvain Reynard

Sunflower poised against the sunset, crackly bleak and dusty with the smut and smog and smoke of olden locomotives in its eye
corolla of bleary spikes pushed down and broken like a battered crown, seeds fallen out of its face, soon-to-be-toothless mouth of sunny air, sunrays obliterated on its hairy head like a dried wire spiderweb,
leaves stuck out like arms out of the stem, gestures from the sawdust root, broke pieces of plaster fallen out of the black twigs, a dead fly in its ear — Allen Ginsberg

For many intelligences,the thought of homely intimacies is associated with a spontaneous disgust at too much sweetness-which is why there is neither a philosophy of sweetness nor an elaborated ontology of the intimate. One must assess the nature of this resistance if one is to get past typical initial aversions. From a distance,the subject appears so unattractive and inconsequential that for the time being,only suckers for harmony or theophilic eunuchs would get stuck on it. An intellect that spends its energy on worthy objects usually prefers the sharp to the sweet; one does not offer candy to heroes — Peter Sloterdijk

You surely remember your past
when you rebuke me in honesty. — Toba Beta

Discipline yourself to boil down your story/new business/philanthropic enterprise to a single page. — Steven Pressfield

I'm not like the next Michael Jordan, but I'm also not what everyone saw me as before I started playing in the NBA, either. — Jeremy Lin

Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago. — Ashley Montagu

You can tell a lot about a country by observing how much better they treat themselves than foreigners at the point of entry. — Michael Lewis

After assessing what's in your closet, make a list of what you need. Not want, but need. Write down the basics missing from your wardrobe. It could be a classic white shirt, a trenchcoat, or the perfect little black dress. Whatever the blank spots, write them down. This will be your reference for shopping. — Nina Garcia

I used to be, like, "Sleep when I die." — Tony Robbins

What is not fully understood is not possessed. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Callista Gingrich. Karen Santorum. Ann Romney. Now do you really think our country is ready for a white first lady? — Robert De Niro

Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers? — Gabby Rivera

Getting lost along your path is a part of finding the path you are meant to be on. — Robin S. Sharma