Funniest Madea Quotes & Sayings

Sloth is all passions the most powerful. — Samuel Beckett

Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. — Anonymous

You have to carry so many archetypes as an actor, especially as a blonde-haired, blue-eyed one. — Kristin Lehman

There's always something we can complain about. We're all one. Things could always be better, but things could always be worse. — Marla Gibbs

The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars ... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of space. — Arthur C. Clarke

My family is from the South, and I can remember all those ladies I grew up with, like my great-aunts, who had handkerchiefs. There's something sweet about them. — Laura Linney

Without the door let sorrow lie,
And if for cold it hap to die,
We'll bury 't in a Christmas pie,
And evermore be merry. — George Wither

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz did their best Donald Trump impersonation. All three unleashing an unprecedented string of insults and attacks fit more for a barroom than a presidential debate stage. — Chris Hayes

Grief is what tells you who you are alone. — Gail Caldwell

Don't fucking leave me. Don't break my heart. — T.A. Webb

In every trial Let understanding fight for you. — Gautama Buddha

Maybe awful things is how God speaks to us, Vernon thought, trudging up the lightless tunnel. Maybe folks don't trust in good things no more. Maybe awful things is all God's got to remind us he's alive. Maybe war is God come to life in men. Vernon pushed on toward the light of day. He stepped out onto the ledge and into the heat, and it felt like leaving a theater after the matinee had shown a sad film, the glare of sunshine after the darkness far too real to suffer. — Alan Heathcock

So the carnival steams by, shakes ANY tree: it rains jackasses. — Ray Bradbury