Funniest Kris Jenner Quotes & Sayings

The improver of natural knowledge absolutely refuses to acknowledge authority, as such. For him, skepticism is the highest of duties; blind faith the one unpardonable sin. — Thomas Huxley

I decided I would not go to court to have my mother declared incompetent, I would not fight. I put the car in drive and hit the gas. I felt as if I'd jumped off a sinking ship and was in a life raft with my little girl, my face turned away from the horror, rowing, rowing, as fast and as hard as I could in the opposite direction. — Kaylie Jones

Blood is that fragile scarlet tree we carry within us. — Osbert Sitwell

I could never lose you as a best friend because if I ever did I would have lost my best friend, my soul mate, my smile, my laugh, my everything. — Licoln Child

To tell you the truth, it's a complex piece, so I can't really answer your question at present. — Paul Darrow

How they hell does it do that? — Peter F. Hamilton

Solitude shows us what should be; society shows us what we are. — Robert Cecil

Logistics is the ball and chain of armored warfare. — Heinz Guderian

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax. — Jerry Seinfeld

We deny and have always denied having the slightest link with al-Qaeda. — Aslan Maskhadov

I got into this business through my girlfriend Denisha. She's a specialist, provides a service for clients who find it hard to connect with women. Just 'cause you're housebound or in a wheelchair, doesn't mean your sex drive's gone. — Sarah Lotz

What is hard to remember when you're in the middle of it is that when you get through to the other side, you always walk away with a gift. If you can stand in there and not walk away from it, you get transformed by it. — Kathy Mattea

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. — Charles J. Hitch

Sin also affects the conscience, until one becomes slow to detect the approach of sin. — Billy Graham

Maybe I'm wrong, but it seems to me that I'd much rather be disliked for being me than to be disliked just because I'm a kender. I can do something about me, you see, but I can't do much about being a kender because my mother was a kender and so was my father and that seems to have a lot to do with me being a kender. — Margaret Weis