Funniest Joe Jonas Quotes & Sayings

Learn from the people
Plan with the people
Begin with what they have
Build on what they know
Of the best leaders
When the task is accomplished
The people will remark
We have done it ourselves. — Lao-Tzu

The statute of limitations . . . She's put it behind her. Or I hope she has. She'd have put it behind her, Eve thought, but it was always behind you. In a corner, in the dark. Squatting there behind you and chuckling in its throat. — J.D. Robb

UML is not dessert topping and floor wax. — Grady Booch

I'm not comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler - because George Bush, for one thing, is not as smart as Adolf Hitler. — David Clennon

In writing we live life twice: once in the experience, and again in recording and reflecting upon our experience. — Christina Baldwin

As science went further and further into the external world, they ended up inside the atom where to their surprise they saw consciousness staring them in the face! — Ravi Gomatam

I've never been one to chase awards or anything like that, to be honest. — Micky Dolenz

Pardon me; I must seem to you so stupid! Why is the property of the woman who commits Murder, and the property of the woman who commits Matrimony, dealt with alike by your law? — Frances Power Cobbe

Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. — Marc Maron

Falling, whether to the ground or in love, is always at least a little bit scary, even if you do it slowly. — Mia Sheridan

By listening to certain words as a child listens to the sea in a seashell, a word dreamer hears the murmur of a world of dreams. — Gaston Bachelard

Learning to "just say no" to emotional reactions isn't repression. Saying no means not engaging the frustration, anger, judgment, or blame. Without engagement, you won't have anything to repress. — Doc Childre

We humans are the Tyrannosaurus Rex of mammals. — Abhijit Naskar

Anyway I think I met him in the Swai. I was a Geisha, he was a Samurai — Nicki Minaj

A good organization is like a box of crayons. You need different colors of the spectrum, but all the crayons should fit in the box. — Barbara Corcoran