Funniest Joan Rivers Quotes & Sayings

Long-lasting change that will help you create new habits and actions requires an inside-out approach, as well as two very important tools: the mirror and time. — Darren Johnson

Consistency is the paste jewel that only cheap men cherish. — William Allen White

Our love is not perfect. We are fucked-up and bleeding, but neither one of us is powerful enough to walk away from it like we should. — Mary Elizabeth

Simplicity is the key to brilliance. — Bruce Lee

In the early 1950s, Fanny Rosenow, a breast cancer survivor and cancer advocate, called the New York Times to post an advertisement for a support group for women with breast cancer. Rosenow was put through, puzzlingly, to the society editor of the newspaper. When she asked about placing her announcement, a long pause followed. "I'm sorry, Ms. Rosenow, but the Times cannot publish the word breast or the word cancer in its pages. "Perhaps," the editor continued, "you could say there will be a meeting about diseases of the chest wall." Rosenow — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Rather than majoring in frivolities, women should be educated in useful subjects and 'be furnished with a stock of ideas, and principles, and qualifications, and habits, ready to be applied and appropriated ... ' - Hannah More — Karen Swallow Prior