Funniest Jean Ralphio Quotes & Sayings

As I stare into the Border collie's eyes, I think that maybe I should go inside and call the girls. Claire, Cindy, and Jill would be here almost before I hung up the phone. They would hold me, hug me, say all the right things. You're special, Lindsay. Everybody loves you, Lindsay. — James Patterson

We only see what interests us, and we have only insight in proportion to our sympathy. — G.H. Lewes

Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.' — Damien Fahey

A criminal is twice a criminal when he adds hypocrisy to his crime. — Marie Corelli

We can't live alone in any society. But the best way to help a society or group, is to be the best individual in it that we can be. — Ray Bradbury

I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. — Dylan Moran

I am not gay, but if I were, I would be the first one running out of the closet. — Dolly Parton

The Sierra, a region so quiet and pristine that we have the sense of being the first human beings ever to set foot in it. We fall silent ourselves in its midst, as if conversation in a place of such primaevl solitude would be like talking in church. — Jim Fergus