Funniest Hitchhiker's Guide Galaxy Quotes & Sayings

So, Mexico, Brazil, they wanted their national culture to be 'blackish' - really brown, a beautiful brown blend. And finally, I discovered that in each of these societies the people at the bottom are the darkest skinned with the most African features. — Henry Louis Gates

You never won't know what you can't achieve until you don't achieve it. — Chris Parnell

I'm the only person on Earth who's not afraid to admit that black people are better dancers than white people! I said it, I said it! You were all thinking it, I said it! — Carlos Mencia

It takes six months to get into shape and two weeks to get out of shape. Once you know this you can stop being angry about other things in life and only be angry about this. — Rita Rudner

I think leadership is not something you learn; it's something you discover. — Myles Munroe

A language is a more ancient and inevitable thing than any state. — Joseph Brodsky