Funniest Harold And Kumar Quotes & Sayings

Walking with a dead man over my shoulder. Don't run away, it's only me ... — Ernest Cline

Do you want a level of income to fit your lifestyle or a lifestyle to fit your income level? — Miles Anthony Smith

Someone owns trillions and keeps simple. I would.
Someone reads all minds and looks average. I would.
Someone knows the future and doesn't tell. I would. — Toba Beta

In its primary signification, all vice, that is, all excess, brings on its own punishment, even here. By certain fixed, settled and established laws of Him who is the God of nature, excess of every kind destroys that constitution which temperance would preserve. The debauchee offers up his body a living sacrifice to sin. — Charles Caleb Colton

When you embrace worthiness, you stop worrying about what "they" think because you've made peace with what YOU think. — Shannon Yvette Tanner

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty. — Dorothy Parker

What the survival of threatened languages means, perhaps, is the endurance of dozens, hundreds, thousands of subtly different notions of truth. — Mark Abley

Christ heals with more ease than any other. Christ makes the devil go out with a word (Mark 9:25). Nay, he can cure with a look: Christ's look melted Peter into repentance; it was a healing look. If Christ doth but cast a look upon the soul he can recover it. Therefore David prays to have a look from God, 'Look Thou upon me, and be merciful unto me' (Psalm 119:132). — Thomas Watson

... Andrew, who, in the wry of certain gods, couldn't care less about human squabblings; who literally fails to understand them. There are all these fruits, there's water and sky, there's enough for everyone, what could you possibly have to argue about? — Michael Cunningham

When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya ... I've got an obligation to make sure our government does everything we can to protect you. And one - my worry is that it looks like it's from Canada, and it might be from a third world. — George W. Bush

I never had an existential moment when I asked myself what I was going to do. I always wanted to be a lawyer, and I knew exactly the kind of lawyer I wanted to be. — Alan Dershowitz

I like books. I don't read them. But I like them. — Will Schwalbe

I write most of my stuff. When I'm rejected in music, it hurts worse than when I don't get a role, because that's someone else's vision. If they don't see me as that part, even if I believe I'm the perfect person for it, that's their vision. The music is my vision. — Taryn Manning