Funniest Fred Sanford Quotes & Sayings

Nobody knows how fast he is until they play him. He has games when everything he touches turns to gold.
(on Michael Owen) — Brad Friedel

It's the surprise, the unexpected, the out of control. It turns out that laughter is the only free emotion
the only one that can't be compelled. We can be made to fear. We can even be made to believe that we're in love because, if we're kept dependent and isolated for long enough, we bond in order to survive. But laughter explodes like aha! It comes when the punch line changes everything that has gone before, when two opposites collide and make a third, when we suddenly see a new reality. Einstein said he had to be very careful while shaving, because when he had an idea he laughed
and he cut himself. Laughter is an orgasm of the mind. — Gloria Steinem

I have a very strong, very proven record that I am not a compromiser. I have a spine made out of titanium. — Michele Bachmann

Risk is what you control and fortune is really all about risk. Bottom Line: Fortune comes from big money bets on very low probability events — Ziad K. Abdelnour

Fear must be entirely banished. The purified soul will fear nothing. — Plotinus

I'm a girl who's curvy, and I'm Latvian, but I don't have hips, and I have a tiny waist. — Debi Mazar