Funniest Ever Football Quotes & Sayings

We found the heart of Arcrea and all I got was this stupid tunic. — Nicole Sager

I feel much more strongly about the abdication of responsibility by the media than by political advocates. They're representing a constituency. — Jon Stewart

Oh! I know this truth, if I know no other, That passionate Love is Pain's own mother. — Ella Wheeler Wilcox

It's only his outside; a man can be honest in any sort of skin. — Herman Melville

I have such a girl-crush on Reese Witherspoon. I would love to do a comedy with her. — Jenna Dewan

I had a lot of fun with Frank Sinatra, because he was such a hooligan, and so to himself, he was the king, and everything was his way, and I enjoyed watching that. — Debbie Reynolds

I want to love all of my life as much as I love this night. — Christina Lauren

I'd like to cause a little riot in skating. — Sasha Cohen