Funniest Eric Cartman Quotes & Sayings

Kidnap me and take me away. Throw me across the back of your bike and show me what it feels like to have the wind in your face and the sun on your skin, day in and day out. If it's anything at all like this then it must be heaven on earth. — C.M. Stunich

When I'm an old man,
I don't want to count the years,
we forgot to share. — Tyler Knott Gregson

I think there is a little magic in the fact that I'm so totally real but look so artificial at the same time. — Dolly Parton

When I write a story, I have no idea what I'm doing. All I know is that I want to share something with my readers. The whole idea of writing is this place where you lose control, where you're irresponsible - it's a very liberating place. — Etgar Keret

There is life after the pain, son. You may not see it yet, but I promise you there is. One day, there will be love too. There will be love after the pain. You have to trust me." "Grammy? — Torrie Robles

There's something about the joint witnessing of the world that gives the experience a sense of permanence. — Mike Carter