Funniest Eric Andre Quotes & Sayings

Selfliss giving rounds the edges in spiritual practice. Many people can meditate very well but they're still very egotistical. — Frederick Lenz

Following our inner guidance may feel risky and frightening at first, because we are no longer playing it safe, doing what we 'should' do, pleasing others, following rules, or deferring to outside authority. — Shakti Gawain

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. — Alice Walker

Now that he has disavowed as outright lies many of the stories he told himself, it's hard to know what to make of those who still insist that David Brock had it right the first time. — Jane Mayer

Dumbledore reached across to Professor McGonagall's desk, picked up the blood-stained silver sword, and handed it to Harry. Dully, Harry turned it over, the rubies blazing in the firelight. And then he saw the name engraved just below the hilt. Godric Gryffindor. "Only a true Gryffindor could have pulled that out of the hat, Harry," said Dumbledore simply. — J.K. Rowling

So what is the difference between someone who willfully indulges in sexual pleasures while ignoring the Bible on moral purity and someone who willfully indulges in the selfish pursuit of more and more material possessions while ignoring the Bible on caring for the poor? The difference is that one involves a social taboo in the church and the other involves the social norm in the church. — David Platt

The 1789 Revolution had given the French a political script of unequalled drama. For the better part of the following century the temptation to reenact the play was irresistible. — Niall Ferguson

Focus on your vision and God will help you and give you the power to overcome any fear — Sunday Adelaja

I realized that in those nine seasons I started out at about 225 pounds and I felt, you know, full figured fabulous woman but in those seasons I gained 75 pounds up to over 300 pounds all in front of the nation. — Star Jones

A child has little defense against the sight of a parent laid low. Parents, like the earth beneath our feet and the sun above our heads, are immutable objects, eternal and reliable. If one should fall, who might vouch the sun itself won't fall, burning, into the sea? — Rick Yancey

There are fine things that are more brilliant when they are unfinished than when finished too much. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Our real innermost concern was to get as much money and praise as possible. To gain that end we could do nothing except write books and papers. — Leo Tolstoy

My room is a twittering gray box with a wall / there and there and there again. — Sylvia Plath

I just grew up with it [The Simpsons]. The first season came on when I was 5, 6 years old, and the show evolved as I was growing up and got funnier and funnier and, by the time I was in 12th grade, they were at their funniest. — Eric Andre

We have the deepest and most liquid capital markets in the world. — John W. Snow