Funniest Ecard Quotes & Sayings

Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out? — Bill Maher

Hairspray is the only movie I made that's subversive, because they're doing it in every high school in America. A man's playing a woman, and two men sing a love song to each other. — John Waters

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? — Bill Maher

The fact that you can see a movie at home, it's great. You're making it for as many people to see it as possible. And that's nice. — Adam Sandler

I am a humble artist moulding my earthly clod, adding my labour to nature's, simply assisting God. Not that my labour is needed, yet somehow I understand, my Maker has deemed it that I too should have Unmoulded clay in my hand. — Piet Pieterszoon Hein