Funniest Dunkey Quotes & Sayings

I always believe when your political opponents are committing suicide, there's no reason to murder them. — John Boehner

Leaving - and healing from - an abusive relationship is extremely stressful. Your body may show the signs of the stress. While dealing with your emotions may make sense to you, you may neglect your physical health, not realizing how much your physical health affects your emotional and spiritual health. — Caroline Abbott

Take care, Gallowglass," Matthew murmured. It was no casual farewell, but an order. His nephew nodded. "As if your wife were my own. — Deborah Harkness

Unity to be real must survive the severest strain without breaking. — Mahatma Gandhi

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? — Albert Camus

Labeling a child's mind as diseased-whether with autism, intellectual disabilities, or transgenderism-may reflect the discomfort that mind gives parents more than any discomfort it causes their child. Much gets corrected that might better have been left alone. — Andrew Solomon

A career is a wonderful thing, but you can't snuggle up to it at night. — Marilyn Monroe

I have a notebook that is filled to the brim with my dreams and ideas and goals and aspirations. — Karlie Kloss

I want the pain of knowing them, and by extension myself: who and what I really am. Maybe with that scalpel, red-hot and sterilized in tears, I can begin to carve out the rot inside of me. — Isaac Marion

America is false to the past, false to the present, and solemnly binds herself to be false to the future. — Frederick Douglass

Fear is actually an acronym for Fuck Everything And Run. — Stephen King

Did he kill anyone?" Erich asked. When neither guard answered, he said, "Then he's still being polite. — James S.A. Corey

Awareness came back slowly, and not very pleasantly. First were all the aches and twinges, then the dizziness, and last the sensation of movement. Before I even opened my eyes I realized that once again I was on a horse, clasped upright by an arm.
The Marquis again? Memories came flooding back--the dungeon, the Baron's horrible promise, then the knife and Shevraeth's comment about timing. The Marquis had saved me, with about the closest timing in history, from a thoroughly nasty fate. Relief was my foremost emotion, then gratitude, and then a residual embarrassment that I didn't understand and instantly dismissed. He had saved my life, and I owed him my thanks.
I opened my eyes, squinting against bright sunlight, and turned my head, words forming only to vanish when I looked up into an unfamiliar face. I closed my eyes again, completely confused. Had I dreamed it all, then? Except--where was I, and with whom? — Sherwood Smith