Funniest Dos Equis Quotes & Sayings

Roger Goodell is doing his job. He's front office. Whatever he says goes, and I'll leave it at that. — Lawrence Timmons

All autobiography is fiction. — Sandra Tsing Loh

Grief was the celebration of love, those who could feel real grief were lucky to have loved. — Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Even a room which must be dark needs at least a crack of light to know how dark it is. — Louis Kahn

When it happens to you, you will be surprised. That thing they say about how you knew all the time but just weren't facing it? That might be the case, but nevertheless, there you will be. You will feel like you have been kicked in the stomach, that your insides have just separated to make room for something big. — Molly Ringwald

In the context of Quaker worship, it is perfectly appropriate for any person in the congregation to speak a timely word from the Lord. — Richard Foster

By unleashing an active diplomacy on its nuclear activities, Iran has effectively neutralized the European and US policies,. — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

It is a capital insult in this country not to make love to a naked woman, even if she is related to you. — Gary Shteyngart

Blessings sometimes come through brokenness that could never come in any other way. — Gerald May

Married and buried, wed and dead. — Rachel Caine

In the fifties ... when they had their summer parties - there were always different colored lanterns on the lawn ... and I get the funniest chill. In the end the bright colors always go out of life, have you noticed that? In the end, things always look gray, like a dress that's been washed too many times. — Stephen King