Funniest Dirtiest Quotes & Sayings

The enjoyment we get from something is powerfully influenced by what we think that thing really is. This is true for intellectual pleasures, such as the appreciation of paintings and stories, and it is true as well for pleasures that seem simpler and more animalistic, such as the satisfaction of hunger and lust. — Paul Bloom

To love righteousness is to make it grow, not to avenge it. Throughout his life on earth, Jesus resisted every impulse to work more rapidly for a lower good. — George MacDonald

P-2.in.1. Psychotherapy is a process that changes the view of the self. At best this "new" self is a more beneficent self-concept, but psychotherapy can hardly be expected to establish reality. That is not its function. If it can make way for reality, it has achieved its ultimate success. Its whole function, in the end, is to help the patient deal with one fundamental error; the belief that anger brings him something he really wants, and that by justifying attack he is protecting himself. To whatever extent he comes to realize that this is an error, to that extent is he truly saved. — Foundation For Inner Peace

Yes is the destination, No is how you get there! — Richard Fenton

I don't really trust ideas, especially good ones. Rather I put my trust in the materials that confront me, because they put me in touch with the unknown. — Robert Rauschenberg

As I get older, I feel better about myself because I've done a lot of spiritual work on myself and balanced myself out, and so I feel more confident about myself as a person and as a woman. — Marisa Berenson

The telephone is a 100-year-old technology. It's time for a change. Charging for phone calls is something you did last century. — Niklas Zennstrom

Though every city shall he hunt her down,
Until he shall driven her back to Hell,
There from whence envy first did let her loose. — Dante Alighieri

When you write down your life, every page should contain something no one has ever heard about. — Elias Canetti

In essence, we're imaging the same cell for anywhere from forty to a hundred thousand times to create one of the movies that we see. — Eric Betzig

WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE, the journey is the reward. — Randy Komisar

Old foxes want no tutors. — Thomas Fuller

The dead are silenced and the living are speechless.Who's going to tell their stories if I don't? — Gillian Rubinstein

Plans made in the nursery Can change the course of history — Amos Bronson Alcott

The judge arrived half an hour later with the file he had collected from his office on the way, signed several papers, had Sam sign them, the matron witness them; Josh cried, Norm cried, she cried, the judge grinned, and Timmie waved his teddy bear at the judge with a broad grin as they wheeled into the elevator. "So long!" he shouted, and when the doors closed, the judge was laughing and crying too. — Danielle Steel