Funniest Deadpool Quotes & Sayings

Love is like an unfathomable idea. An idea that is slightly above euphoria, yet a fingers width from heaven. — Shannan Jacoby

I did come to realize that getting your first job is hard, but it's not nearly as hard as getting your seventh job. That is hard. That's when you really have to prove it to people. — Anna Faris

When music sounds, gone is the earth I know, And all her lovelier things even lovelier grow; Her flowers in vision flame, her forest trees Lift burdened branches, stilled with ecstasies. When music sounds, out of the water rise Naiads whose beauty dims my waking eyes, Rapt in strange dream burns each enchanted face, With solemn echoing stirs their dwelling-place. When music sounds, all that I was I am Ere to this haunt of brooding dust I came; And from Time's woods break into distant song The swift-winged hours, as I hasten along. — Walter De La Mare

More people died on 9/11, in one day, at the hand of Muslim terrorists than during the Inquisition. — Robert Jeffress

And one game, as we know, can cost you a lot. — Tony Dungy

At the age of fifteen he had bought off a twopenny stall in the market a duo-decimo book of recipes, gossip, and homilies, printed in 1605. His stepmother, able to read figures, had screamed at the sight of it when he had proudly brought it home. 1605 was 'the olden days', meaning Henry VIII, the executioner's axe, and the Great Plague. She thrust the book into the kitchen fire with the tongs, yelling that it must be seething with lethal germs. A limited, though live, sense of history. And history was the reason why she would never go to London. She saw it as dominated by the Bloody Tower, Fleet Street full of demon barbers, as well as dangerous escalators everywhere. — Anthony Burgess

Gilbert, having tried to please both sides, succeeded, as is usual and eminently right, in pleasing neither. — L.M. Montgomery

I have been hit from all sides, and I'm only human. They have ended up talking about the way I look, and it hurts. I have a family, and they suffer, too. It has gone over the limit, and I am tired of it. I have a wife and child, too, and I am not prepared to go on putting up with it English journalists. — Luis Suarez

I really believe that the virtual world mirrors the physical world. — Marissa Mayer

No fame is actually worth much now-a-days, - because it is not classic fame, strong in reposeful old-world dignity, - it is blatant noisy notoriety merely. — Marie Corelli

Had it not been for slavery, the death penalty would have likely been abolished in America. Slavery became a haven for the death penalty. — Angela Davis

I think in a moment of weakness, you might surprise yourself. — Lisa Kleypas

Let us ... once and forever put an end to that lie which says that Calvinism and an interest in evangelism are not comparable. — George Whitefield