Funniest David Dobrik Quotes & Sayings

Life is shaped from the inside out. — Arianna Huffington

Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends at half past five. — Gavin Ewart

I have always thought that in revolutions, especially democratic revolutions, madmen, not those so called by courtesy, but genuine madmen, have played a very considerable political part. One thing is certain, and that is that a condition of semi-madness is not unbecoming at such times, and often even leads to success. — Alexis De Tocqueville

Culture is not created by command. It creates itself, arising spontaneously from the necessities of men and their social cooperative activity. No ruler could ever command men to fashion the first tools, first use fire, invent the telescope and the steam engine, or compose the Iliad. Cultural values do not arise by direction of higher authorities. They cannot be compelled by dictates nor called into life by the resolution of legislative assemblies. — Rudolf Rocker

A scuffed up shoe on the red carpet or at a big premiere is never okay! It can really alter the vibe of a trendy look. — Brad Goreski

Winners don't just learn the fundamentals, they master them. You have to monitor your fundamentals constantly because the only thing that changes will be your attention to them. — Michael Jordan

I barely know how to be with someone when I'm whole. How the hell am I supposed to be with you when I'm so fucking broken? — Katie Ashley

Want to try it?" Dad offered, patting the arm of the chair. "Fifteen different kinds of massage. It analyzes your back muscles and makes recommendations. It also grabs and stretches the thigh and calf muscles."
"No, thanks. I prefer my furniture to keep its hands to itself. — Lisa Kleypas

The true task is to unite and organize all workers ... and it is the workers themselves who must secure freedom for themselves ... — Helen Keller