Funniest Dave Portnoy Quotes & Sayings

I seem to be allergic to diligence, and Lola said, Ha. What you're allergic to is trying. — Junot Diaz

A naive belief in supernatural powers has been dispelled, — James Carroll

You write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is the movie that's going to sell and get made ... I've never heard of anybody that happened to. What happens is, you write a spec, people get it, they see your writing, they see you're good, they bring you into their office and they say, "Boy, that spec was really good - we'll never make that in a million years. We have rights to the board game of Monopoly. What do you think about a Monopoly movie?". — Robert Ben Garant

The one thing that all great cities have in common is that they are all different. — Cate Blanchett

Those crazy physicists that spend all day cooking themselves under an atomic reactor and all night writing stories for Weird World have done it. Spoiled my day completely. One of those idiots has hung the world up like a celluloid ball in an airstream. — Shirley Jackson

Grimalkin yawned and licked his whiskers. 'Not dead,' he replied. 'Hardly dead. But she changed her name and appearance so many times, even the oldest fey would hardly remember her. She likes to keep a low profile, you know.' Puck frowned, knitting his bows together. 'Then how is it you remember her?' he demanded, sounding indignant. 'I am a cat,' purred Grimalkin. — Julie Kagawa

I never satisfied that kid but I think he and I have made a deal now. — Anthony Quinn

The greatest obsession is I believe in myself. — Lailah Gifty Akita

The love of a single heart can make a world of difference. — Immaculee Ilibagiza

I can state that I created a ballet company of which everyone said: St. Petersburg has the greatest ballet in all Europe. — Marius Petipa