Funniest Cr1tikal Quotes & Sayings

I think that's part of the whole denial and suicidal mechanism [ of the human's race] right "Oh my God, the house is on fire." You sleep through the smoke. — Eve Ensler

The modern story begun, one might say, with Edgar Allan Poe, which proceeds inexorably, like a machine destined to accomplish its mission with the maximum economy of means. — Julio Cortazar

We shan't have rain, but we shall have darkness, so let us hurry on. The darkness last night was appalling. — E. M. Forster

Jesus and Yillah showed they were superior to the world by dying for it."
"Doesn't sound so superior," Ben commented. — Peter Tieryas

I am certain that the Lord, who notes the fall of a sparrow, looks with compassion upon those who have been called upon to part, even temporarily, from their precious children. — Thomas S. Monson

I really had no idea you'd be this stupid but then again you were the only person that really got me — Novala Takemoto