Funniest Cheating Quotes & Sayings

Cherishing children is the mark of a civilized society. — Joan Ganz Cooney

Father's command is a son's law! — Wally Lamb

The 3Ss of Winning in business are speed, simplicity, and self-confidence. — Jack Welch

He would stand backstage and berate himself if he felt he didn't do a good job. It was almost like he couldn't hear how loud everyone was laughing. — Amy Poehler

A materialistic person is ruthless with other people but kind to himself. A spiritual person is ruthless with himself but kind to everybody else. — Jaggi Vasudev

And damned nomads in Mesopotamia have again cut the telegraph - another expeditionary force is being organized to deal with them once and for all! — James Clavell

When you have a valid opinion around, it takes a lot of the pressure off. — Drake

Spending so much time stuffing everything that lent itself to filling in any way or form, I am not surprised that the Jerusalemites never had time to raise their heads or look out of their windows to see what their neighbours were up to. — Suad Amiry

It is the highest activity of the human soul, and therefore it is at the same time the ultimate test of a man's true spiritual condition. There is nothing that tells the truth about us as Christian people so much as our prayer life. ... — John F. MacArthur Jr.

I'd have a few on and off, but the commitment was always more on the girls' part than on mine, to be perfectly honest. So, I met a girl in Tokyo, on my Japanese tour, with whom I've been living ever since, very happily. Her name is Suchi. — Iggy Pop

When you're thinking about the rest of your life, you're never really thinking more than a couple years down the road. — Chuck Palahniuk

Stop lying to yourself. When we deny our own truth, we deny our own potential. — Steve Maraboli

Stories that are good is deserving for a higher ranking — William Shakespeare

The tool user, provided the tool is made well, need not, and indeed should not, know anything about the tool. — Peter Drucker