Funniest Cave Johnson Quotes & Sayings

History is an illogical record. It hinges on nothing. It is a story that changes, and has accidents, and recovers with scars. — Gretel Ehrlich

Ah," said Magnus. "Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated. — Cassandra Clare

The important thing is that men should have a purpose in life. It should be something useful, something good. — Dalai Lama

Despite so many ordeals, my advanced age and the nobility of my soul make me conclude that all is well. — Sophocles

Michael [Douglas] is, I think, a great actor. He's made some very interesting pictures. When he was going to college, I was very proud of him, but when he said, 'Dad, I want to be in a play,' he had a bit part. I went to see it and Michael said, 'Dad, how was I?' I said, 'You were terrible.' I thought he would go on to be a lawyer and in three months, he was in another play and I went and, I must admit, he was great. I think he has been good in everything he's done. — Kirk Douglas

Work / life balance comes down the three simple words: your feelings matter too. — Jason Garner

The way I write is, I listen to things in my head, and then I copy them down. I memorize conversations and things like that; I seem to be able to do that pretty well. I suppose in that respect there's some improvisation, although I work over the stuff after I've got it down on paper. — Harvey Pekar

Everything about the behaviour of American society reveals that it's half Judaized, and the other half negrified. — Adolf Hitler

I don't think Americans would tolerate profiling. — Jan Brewer

Passion is passion. It's the excitement between the tedious spaces, and it doesn't matter where it's directed ... It can be coins or sports or politics or horses or music or faith ... the saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. — Nicholas Sparks

In a word, literature is my utopia. — Helen Keller

On the surface it seems that the present moment is only one of many, many moments. Each day of your life appears to consist of thousands of moments where different things happen. Yet if you look more deeply, is there not only one moment, ever? Is life ever not this moment? This one moment, now, is the only thing you can never escape from. The one constant factor in your life. No matter what happens. No matter how much your life changes. One thing is certain. Its always now. Since there is no escape from the now, why not welcome it, become friendly with it. — Eckhart Tolle

I don't know what's the matter with you," she observed to him once; "but I suspect you're a great humbug. — Henry James

I'm giddy. Is this a dream? If so, let me never wake up. — Jenny Han